Michael is innocent.

Of course, we never thought otherwise. Oh no.
The poor wee thing will have to console himself with a shot or two of Jesus Juice. Mmmmmm... Jesus Juice...

ID Cards

Charles Clarke: what a guy. Pretty soon no UK citizen will be complete without their little plastic link to the national identity database. Hooray...
I wrote a little song about it. eclectech animated. Contains a bit of politics and opinion, but also a painfully cute puppy pianist, a dapper bulldog and various weasels.