Monday, June 19, 2006

Gillian Mckeith

is, of course, a real doctor with a genuine PhD. No, really.
Anyway, here's what George Formby would have to say. 2 Mb mp3, contains ukulele, kazoo and swannee whistle.
Lyrics are here.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

The lawyers are on to us again...

this time it's alleged pseudoscientist Gillian McKeith's suits who say my original recording of MissPrism's ditty "I Just Wanna Look at Your Poo" is libellous.

So I edited it to include the following disclaimer:
***After hearing from her lawyers, these lines have been deleted and we acknowledge that Gillian McKeith's PhD is just as real as any other gained through the former American Holistic College of Nutrition's correspondence course.***

You can allegedly click here for the mp3 or here for the animation.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

I'm a creep; I'm a tory

Conservative leader David Cameron appeared on Radio 4's Desert Island Discs and displayed his "hip" credentials, namechecking The Killers, REM and The Smiths and saying Radiohead were a favourite. So I reworked one of their better-known songs in his honour.
The lyrics are here.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Lillian McBeef*

Is a charlatan TV nutritionist with a ropey pedigree and her own category on She recently appeared on TV's "X-Factor" with a horrendous rendition of an Etta James classic, and talked a lot of shit. This deserved a song, duly delivered by MissPrism, recorded by me (MP3 here) and animated thus. Lyrics here.

*Names may have been changed.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

It started out as a fish

A silly song about the dangers of out-of-date frozen meals, to the tune of THe Killers' "Mr Brightside". Captain Birdseye.
The lyrics are here.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

The Internet

is a dangerous place, or so the media would have us believe. eclectech's animation to a MissPrism ditty recorded by me. The Daily Mail Picnic.