Lillian McBeef*

Is a charlatan TV nutritionist with a ropey pedigree and her own category on badscience.net. She recently appeared on TV's "X-Factor" with a horrendous rendition of an Etta James classic, and talked a lot of shit. This deserved a song, duly delivered by MissPrism, recorded by me (MP3 here) and animated thus. Lyrics here.

*Names may have been changed.